#hate swatting

[dykedvonte]

Gamer girl Anya? Anya with the cat eared headphones cussing someone out in a cod lobby? Daisuke and her twitch stream? Is this anything?

[achilles-rage]

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an older neighbour!donovan rocker drabble fic

series summary: when you move back to your parents’ house for the summer during college, you meet your handsome older neighbour. and he just can’t seem to keep his eyes off of the sweet, pretty daughter of his good friend; your father. it’s going to be a long summer if he keeps having to see you in your pretty pink dresses, but unable to do anything about it.

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[cjlouwho]

No please someone stop me because Deacon’s been having this inner battle with himself over the fact he’s married but he can’t quit Rocker, and they’re angry at each other one day, so fucking angry, not even looking at each other. It’s actually the first time Deacon has Rocker turn around and face the other direction. And Rocker is feeling extra bitchy today so he kinda glances back over his shoulder and smirks as Deacon fucks into him and says, “When you fuck your wife, is this what you think about?”

And Deacon comes harder than he has his entire life.

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

OH. okay so normally i dont touch discourse with a 20 ft pole, but this has been niggling at my brain tonight and i finally realized why

the people who are mad at qbbh for the memory loss and “dodging consequences” dont understand that he doesnt want to dodge consequences. Like they cant know that, they werent focused on him when he was literally feeding himself to the soul vultures and planning his eventual imprisonment and also. The Many Many Many hints he made towards suicide/sacrifice/Just Fucking Dying.

ccbbh is a subtle roleplayer, he’s been building this shit up for two whole months- it was day FIVE of the eggs going missing that he resolved to do whatever it took (hurting his friends) to get the eggs back. It was day three that he followed in dapper’s footsteps and started feeding himself to the soul vultures (and gaining a Massive headwound beneath his hood in the process- you can only see it if you go on namemc and remove the layers). He’s got impaired judgement. Even the memory issues arent a new thing- i cant remember exactly when they started, but one of the first big moments i remmeber was september 30th where he spent an hour falling into a delusional frenzy searching his base for cameras that he forgot he asked aypierre to plant.

The super murder of purgatory and the memory loss afterwards probably all feels very sudden for people who havent been following his story, but as someone who has been- all of this has been true to character. The only cheap swings he’s made have been combat-based in purgatory, and even the motive for those was built up in rp.

People are calling for consequences, but he has alrwady been experiencing self-inflicted consequences for months. The blue on his usual outfit is blood. This recent memory loss isnt a restart to get away with the atrocities - it is yet another consequence of his egg-protecting complexes and the ways he punishes himself for failing them.

he is NOT a moral character. he’s a demon hiding in plain site. he has eaten people. he has killed people. he understands the cruelty of his actions, and the consequences of them for the loved ones of his victims. but it matters when that harm is being done to his loved ones. he’ll still do it, because he will do anything for the eggs, but it matters, and that means that he has already started the process of self-inflicting those much-demanded consequences

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

i have several drafts from back in january comparing some of my old man yaoi ™️ ships which i decided against posting at the time because, quite frankly, they were thoughts no one would appreciate but me. two of the ships i know have some overlap, but the third didn't fit. a different genre. too niche.

but, with a new deadpool movie out and other ppl seeing the buggy parallels, i might as well get this off my chest:

shuggy is cablepool.

(not movieverse cablepool, to be clear. (i enjoy movieverse cable but he is not my mutant messiah.) comics cablepool.)

the dynamic is eerily similar:

we have an occasionally slapstick murderclown with obvious issues about the unusual way he looks, who presents himself as only having selfish motives but is (sometimes) lying about that, is very hard to kill, is disliked by ppl who have to work with him and popular with and beloved by ppl who don't both in-universe and out!

and his ex-bestie, a massively overpowered would-be martyr who is missing a flesh arm, has three scars over one eye, whose continued fondness for the murderclown post-breakup baffles everyone around him (murderclown included), and who refuses to elaborate on his motives for doing shady shit (including manipulating our beloved murderclown) except that he's doing everything for the sake of the future

like. tell me that's not them.

[teddybeartoji]

sae taking care of you when you're drunk...........

[scaramutual]

moodboard

[jtl-fics]

Andrew and Neil on the amazing race

They were signed up the same season that they start playing on the same team to 'rehab their rivalry' to the public. Kevin saying it's a bad idea is 90% of why they agreed to it.

(Maybe the Moriyamas are willing to cut Neil some monetary slack % if he wins and gives all the money to one of Ichirou's charities also so they're determined to do that. Still, it's mostly Kevin saying it's stupid that makes them agree.)

The FBI are freaking out that Neil's running all over the entire world but also Browning cannot deny that Andrew and Neil have excellent on-camera chemistry.

They get orange as their team color and Andrew bemoans it because he thought he was done having to look at this particular eye-searing color but Neil vibrates with excitement.

Andrew is unbeatable at any and all trivia questions challenges, Neil can, will and has eaten anything.

There is one leg where the reward for coming in first is a delicious vegetarian meal and Neil intentionally gets them in second place because he will eat bull testicle no problem but will not eat that. Andrew's mild irritation over this is absolutely edited to look like a huge fight since it's the literal only inter-personal drama the team has the entire season. They absolutely start shit with other teams and do ZERO alliances and just continue to whiz right through the competition without any.

Andrew drives and can whiz through any technically difficult challenge, Neil gets them through any and all direction related issues through his foreign language abilities and also for some of the countries he's like "oh that's like two streets over. It's ice cream in the front and weapons shop in the back." He says this shit to the camera and no one knows if he's joking (he's not).

Andrew curls up in Neil's lap on quite a few flights just because he's having a bad time with that. Neil always just starts saying / doing things that just cannot be shown on TV to protect his privacy.

If Neil has to close his eyes and Andrew takes him by the hand as they go through a house of mirrors labyrinth challenge then no one says anything about it.

They win by a landslide the host comes up, "So how do you feel about Neil now?" Andrew just looks at Neil, "I hate every inch of him." he says and they walk off hand in hand to the great confusion of literally everyone.

Edit: Thanks @the-inner-musings-of-a-worm for the idea once again!

[tommyandrockersboy]

Love being in the hate annie kay club

[hana-bobo-finch]

wasps are suddenly the cutest and coolest little fellas I’ve ever seen and I blame bug fables for this

[perfectlysunny02]

I can’t stop thinking about “half grown” specially after that last little sneak peak and it got me thinking of bucktommy in that context: tommy as tommy rocker, donovan’s kid, and buck’s best friend and they are inseparable and i was thinking of 15 year old buck wanting to have his first kiss bc everyone was doing it and “hey tommy we could be each others first kiss” and so they are and while buck is like “oh! 🥹” tommy has his mom’s shitty comments on his mind (I’m jumping on the val hate train) and so he pushes his feelings away!

Sorry for the ask but I thought dms might be too personal but yeah! Big fan of that WIP and Evan is absolutely adorable!! (“unca rock”?!?! deceased!!!)

oh my god! that idea sounds heartbreaking and so so good. unfortunately it doesn't really fit the vibe i had in mind. but i love the fact that you thought of this! you should write it! i'd love for you to exist inside my universe. and btw, feel free to always send me a dm. it might be a while before i get back to you (just ask my friends) but i will. ❤️

[lilycove-living]

favorite thing my skitty does: bapbapbapbapbapbap

[cjlouwho]

deacon/rocker cockwarming... rocker sitting pretty for his daddy.

Rocker's at Deacon's place this time. He is having to stay for the week because a pipe burst in his apartment. He was mentioning it during some SWAT event and Annie overheard and insisted he stay at their place. He tried to decline but she simply wouldn't hear of it!

It's late. Annie is asleep beside Deacon, out like a light and has been for a couple of hours. He knows how to roll out of bed without waking her. Knows how to creep down the hall without the floors creaking.

He also knows this is a line they shouldn't cross, but God he needs to be by Rocker. He needs to be near him. They don't have to do anything, but he can't handle that this man is two rooms away from him, probably shirtless under the covers, nipples perky as always.

Rocker's awake when he slowly cracks the door open. He doesn't say anything, just pushes back the covers on the other side of the bed. "We can't do anything," Deacon whispers as he closes the door behind him and sits on the bed.

Rocker nods, but as soon as Deacon is sat and resting his back against the headboard, Rocker is straddling his hips. "What are you doing?" Deacon asks, eyes wide.

Rocker smirks, tugs as Deacon's waist band. "Nothing," he replies. "You can tell me if you want me to stop."

But Deacon just lifts his hips. Lets Rocker pull his pants midway down his thigh. "Don't do anything," Rocker says. "Just let me..." his voice trails off as he takes Deacon's cock in his hand. Deacon's heart is racing. He's not hard, not because this isn't so fucking hot, but because he's so damn nervous about this. But Rocker settles himself between Deacon's legs. It's not the most comfortable position, but he doesn't seem to mind. He takes Deacon in his mouth and just, holds him there. Closes his eyes and breaths as Deacon's cock rests in his mouth, heavy against his tongue.

He's not sure how long they stay like this. Every once in a while, Rocker will pull back slightly to swallow, but then he's right back at the same position. Never even bothers to open his eyes. At one point, Deacon thinks he's fallen asleep.

But as time goes on, the anxiety dissipates and seeing Rocker down there, just holding him like this, makes Deacon start to get hard. Rocker's eyes blearily blink open and he lets out a little moan before he starts to suck. He knows what Deacon likes, and he can take all of him without gagging a single time.

It's not long before Deacon is coming down Rocker's throat, and he swallows every last drop before he pulls off of him. Deacon wants to return the favor but Rocker gently swats his hand away. He presses a kiss to his lips, and Deacon can taste himself on him. "Go sleep with your wife," he whispers against Deacon's lips before he plops back down in the bed.

Deacon does get up and he goes back to his room. When Annie turns and wraps her arm around him, the touch feels like it burns his skin. He doesn't get any sleep that night.

[vanillaboyfriend]

that edit is doing better than i expected :) yippee

[antxnous]

I canNOT decide whether to make Joshua bare chested for this project or not

ranting abt the progress in tags…..

[butterpuffed]

Human Pyralis both present and future design :33 ( I hate him I need to make full refs for both designs )

The tattoo date represents the date he and pac got married hehehehehehegf

Some other pyralis things cuz his lore got changed V

- Pyralis is an undercover overlord sent to spy on pacworld and on pacster himself after the events of cosmic contest

- ^ catching feelings for Pac was not part of this mission and he’s still embarrassed for letting this happen

- He’s best friends with Sherry! She introduced him to Cyli, while Cyli introduced him to Pac & Spiral :)

- He’s one of the weaker overlords, due to him being one of the youngest, and due to him being lower in the ranks

- Pyralis needs more sleep than average due to his abilities taking a lot of energy out of him and will get really disoriented when he’s lacking the proper rest

- His wings buzz whenever he’s content, similar to a cat purring :3

- Spiral is doomed to be the third wheel between him, pac and pyralis forever

I hate him, I hate him and pac so much

Boy howdy I love yaoi / ref